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Funny Puns - Part 18

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The dermatologist and his wife enjoyed the backyard BBQ, while their children played a game of skin tag.
The trapeze artist had to buy his own safety equipment. Every Friday he drew his net wages.
There was an archeologist who made no bones about digging dirt up on people.
It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
Eugene O'Neil once wrote a play about a visit from an optometrist. He called it, 'The Eyes Man Cometh.'
Shakespeare spent so much time at the Globe Theater because he was bored of Avon.
Mummies are bound to be uptight.
I am always sad when I go to the dentist, so I put on music and listen through my blue tooth headphones.
My foul language has become routine. It is par for the cuss.
A cannonball is a party for artillerymen.
I bought a computer from The Nero Company. It comes with a CD/Rome burner.
The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind.
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.
A weeknight is a tiny nobleman.
It took the replay analyst a long time to cut his grass. He did it in slo-mow.
The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
The editor really took a lot out of my manuscript. He cut a great dele.
My wife's dad spends a lot of time in the bathroom. He is my Father in Loo.
Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns, but the third has groan in significance.

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The dermatologist and his wife enjoyed the backyard BBQ, while their children played a game of skin tag. The trapeze artist had to buy his own safety equipment. Every Friday he drew his net wages. There was an archeologist who made no bones about digging dirt up on people.