Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma has a pause at the end of its clause.
I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked.
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
What did the religious owner of a pest control company tell his workers he sent them off to their assignments each day? ?Brothers and sisters, let us spray.?
What did the alien dandelion say to the Earth dandelion? "Take me to your weeder!"
I used to be a nun, but I got expelled because of my dirty habits.
I wanted to be a stenographer, but they told me they are not short-handed at the moment.
They arrested the barber for running a clip joint.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block
A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.
The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
Who runs the Keebler elves' answering service? The Tree-ceptionist.
What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
What is copper nitrate? Overtime for policemen.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
