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Funny Puns - Part 20

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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Greeks can't stay out late because they have a Corfu.
Sick fish go to the sturgeon.
Quasimodo bought a Ford Focus. It became known as the hatchback of Notre Dame.
They replaced the baseball with an orange to add zest to the game.
The hypnotist went out of business because he ran out of suggestions.
The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud.
I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.
November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey, we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast.
Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented.
If I had it to do all over again, I'm sure I would overdo it.
Optometrists live long because they dilate.
John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.
Any type of criticism would aggregate the builder including constructive criticism.
When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.
What is a duck's favorite game to play? Billiards.
I took up teaching fencing as I wanted my students to get the point.
The workers at that inn are very unfriendly. They create a hostel environment.
Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.
Mooning is lunacy.
We're expecting fallout from the recent layoffs at the nuclear plant.

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Greeks can't stay out late because they have a Corfu. Sick fish go to the sturgeon. Quasimodo bought a Ford Focus. It became known as the hatchback of Notre Dame.