Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud.
The hypnotist went out of business because he ran out of suggestions.
They replaced the baseball with an orange to add zest to the game.
Quasimodo bought a Ford Focus. It became known as the hatchback of Notre Dame.
Sick fish go to the sturgeon.
Greeks can't stay out late because they have a Corfu.
I felt sick after I ate the scallopini. I didn't veal well at all.
On my chicken farm, I own the birds scratching around on the ground in the barn, but I am paying off the ones sitting on the roosts - they are on higher perches.
I'm not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it.
Shredded Wheat - a breakfast cereal that used to play guitar solos.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
The thought of having no alternative to soap never washed with the inventor of shower gel.
Mischievous lambs post their videos on Ewe Tube.
A dermatologist is a flesh man.
The priest was very stern during the service last Sunday. After church I was distressed. I then realized that we had experienced critical mass.
I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
The electrician got his supplies at the outlet store.
The dictator was really upset about the neckwear he had received as a gift. What a tie rant.
My elderly aunt loves telling jokes while she knits. She is a real knitwit.
