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Funny Puns - Part 25

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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I had a hand in the puppet show.
Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat.
The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.
I recycle. I just bought a used Harley.
When the golfer with a serious iron deficiency went back to the doctor for a check-up he was told that he was still not out of the woods.
Surprises is the knight in charge of awards.
The geologist went to the doctor because he had a loss of apatite.
You should always use basil the day you buy it - as they say, herb today, gone tomorrow.
I knew the little guy was going to play a prank on me, because of my sense of imp portents.
The inventor of pantyhose really left us quite a legacy.
'I am presently employed', said the gift wrapper.
In attempting to cook Japanese food, I bento ver backwards learning proper technique.
Accountant is a royal insect.
Business at the candle factory tapered off after the holidays.
The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.
The historian loves reading about bobcats. They are lynx to the past.
People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars.
I want to open a photo processing store in a developing country.
The royal pharmacist wore a tuxedo and dispensed with formalities.

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I had a hand in the puppet show. Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat.