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Funny Puns - Part 23

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. He was finally ready for his day boo.
The other truck drivers discovered that he had been wearing French perfume - it was lorry hell.
An employee got locked in a freezer at the ice cream factory and ended up getting spumonia.
What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.
When thunderstorms felt that they weren't getting paid enough, they went on a lightning strike.
I fired the floor refinishers. They simply could not hold their lacquer.
That convicted killer is calm today, but by tomorrow he will be high strung.
I kept failing to get a job as a butcher because I couldn't just make the cut.
My famous bacon soup recipe began as an add hock meal.
Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
I had a tough time working as a garbage collector because of miasma.
The geologist went to the doctor because he had a loss of apatite.
Accountant is a royal insect.
In attempting to cook Japanese food, I bento ver backwards learning proper technique.
'I am presently employed', said the gift wrapper.
The inventor of pantyhose really left us quite a legacy.
I knew the little guy was going to play a prank on me, because of my sense of imp portents.
You should always use basil the day you buy it - as they say, herb today, gone tomorrow.
You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat.
The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.

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The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. He was finally ready for his day boo. The other truck drivers discovered that he had been wearing French perfume - it was lorry hell. An employee got locked in a freezer at the ice cream factory and ended up getting spumonia.