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Funny Puns - Part 27

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
After 5 years with the same chiropractor, I moved and had to change doctors. It was quite an adjustment.
The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
While I was repulsed by CPR I didn't have the heart to tell the medic.
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
A roofer got arrested recently. He flashed a chimney.
The beauty queen is unhappy about her upcoming foreign tour. She will miss America.
A bunch of robins followed the priest wherever he went. Birds of a father flock together.
The English gentleman could not play cribbage. You can't put a squire peg in a round hole.
When the Grim Reaper sweeps through, we have a brush with death.
If I drink a lot of Geritol am I consuming a fossil fuel?
I have been blogging about my recent surgery and recovery from abdominal surgery. I call my blog 'The Chronicles of Hernia'.
Sinkie The international association of people who dine over the kitchen sink.
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
Iamb a poet.
The Fraternity member was hungry so he eta pi.
My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'.
They served strip steaks and rice pilaf at the topless bar.
When the waiter told me they were out of corn I said, 'That really shucks.'

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I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above. After 5 years with the same chiropractor, I moved and had to change doctors. It was quite an adjustment. The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.