Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry.
An hobbituary to Tolkien appeared in each of the major newspapers, all had a familiar ring to them.
The woodcutter stretched every morning before starting work. He was a limberjack.
A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note.
The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column.
How does a Welsh man eat cheese? Caerphilly.
Ducks don't have their palms read - they look for it on the web.
Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines.
Yogi had a whiskey, water, and tea drink every night. He was a toddy bear.
The chimney sweep wore a soot and tye.
The flower that wilted was in desperate need of a stem cell transplant.
A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee.
The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch. He was a real trooper.
Swine were the most influential animal of the last decade.
He learned a new Tantric at the sun clinic.
Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday.
Santa came down with the flue.
That really nice fellow works in a clothing factory sewing zippers on jeans. That is good. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
The other animals shunned the kangaroo. They treated him like a leaper.
Just after thimbles were invented there was a shortage, so many people got stuck without one.
