Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses.
I used my skeleton key to get into the haunted house.
After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing.'
I wanted to be a clarinettist but I couldn't reed music.
The constables held the boat thief at bay.
I knew that the spirit couldn't float around very long. What ghost up must come down.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Smartly dressed poultry would be called chic hens.
My dog swallowed my engagement ring. I ended up with a diamond in the ruff.
I was enamoured with the famous Paris art museum. It was Louvre at first site.
The king of diamonds proved hard to deal with.
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
If the movie hero of the Matrix was a woman, would she have been called Ingrid?
Whoever served up the wine at that banquet did a pour job.
Does my great new smile denture ego?
Is a group of fingerprints considered to be a whorl pool?
I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre.
Shakespeare's parrot was the bird of Avon.
I went to my doctor and told the receptionist that I felt like a deck of cards. She said, 'Have a seat, and the doctor will deal with you when he can.'
