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Funny Puns - Part 28

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The aluminum foiled my plans.
The poet wrote an ode about a tractor. It was a classic case of man verses machine.
The manicurist went back to college to become a veterinarian. She was great at giving a pet a cure.
When I saw the White Cliffs of Dover, I realized that the old saying was true. Chalk is steep.
When the church relocated it had an organ transplant.
The two congressmen disagreed about what sort of pan should be used to cook pancakes. Another example of griddlelock.
My friend is very paranoid. He says people are either foe him or against him.
The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
Digest is morbid humor.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
I wanted to be a clarinettist but I couldn't reed music.
With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses.
I used my skeleton key to get into the haunted house.
After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing.'
I knew that the spirit couldn't float around very long. What ghost up must come down.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production.
The constables held the boat thief at bay.

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The aluminum foiled my plans. The poet wrote an ode about a tractor. It was a classic case of man verses machine. The manicurist went back to college to become a veterinarian. She was great at giving a pet a cure.