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Funny Puns - Part 24

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The other truck drivers discovered that he had been wearing French perfume - it was lorry hell.
The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. He was finally ready for his day boo.
I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn't work. After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling.
The hardcore happy house dance club opened to rave reviews.
I believe I will be able to run my car on politicians promises but I'm having trouble with the fool injection system.
The two congressmen disagreed about what sort of pan should be used to cook pancakes. Another example of griddlelock.
I was in a big hurry so I scrambled to make eggs for breakfast.
Young horses need a stable environment where they are free to foal up and be reined in before they come to serious harm.
The aluminum foiled my plans.
The poet wrote an ode about a tractor. It was a classic case of man verses machine.
The manicurist went back to college to become a veterinarian. She was great at giving a pet a cure.
When I saw the White Cliffs of Dover, I realized that the old saying was true. Chalk is steep.
When the church relocated it had an organ transplant.
Digest is morbid humor.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
I thought I only had enough flour to bake one loaf, but after I added yeast I had eleven breads.
The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
My friend is very paranoid. He says people are either foe him or against him.

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The other truck drivers discovered that he had been wearing French perfume - it was lorry hell. The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. He was finally ready for his day boo. I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn't work. After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling.