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Funny Puns - Part 26

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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That butler isn't wearing his false teeth. I thought undentured servitude was illegal.
There was an overflow audience at the new dam dedication.
The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.
The historian loves reading about bobcats. They are lynx to the past.
People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars.
Business at the candle factory tapered off after the holidays.
The port was very beautiful. The sailors said it was haven on earth.
I want to open a photo processing store in a developing country.
The royal pharmacist wore a tuxedo and dispensed with formalities.
Each time I tried shooting blindfolded I found it an aimless pursuit.
I was nervous before hernia surgery. My stomach was in knots.
An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher.
Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
I think I'm going to hire the same landscaper I used last year - he was really easy to get a lawn with.
A prefix is what a man does just before his wife has a word with a tradesperson.
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison.
The average ghost is mean spirited.
What is the favorite game on Navy ships? Seaman Says.
Parking - an average sovereign.

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That butler isn't wearing his false teeth. I thought undentured servitude was illegal. There was an overflow audience at the new dam dedication. The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.