Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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You can rely on high divers because of their deep end ability.
The museum had a 3-D exhibit depicting a modern funeral parlor. It was a die-orama.
Resale means to go yachting again.
That Star Wars villain loves to talk. Everyone calls him Jabber the Hutt.
Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.
I don't know what possessed me to attend that seance.
When the pharmacist found out her husband was having an affair it was a hard pill to swallow.
The nuclear physicist took a vacation for a fission trip.
'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast.
When I was a carpenter, I specialized in installing bathroom fixtures. I am very proud of all my vanities.
The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange.
Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
Having been diagnosed with a hernia has bothered me to my core.
On Valentine's Day flower prices rose to the occasion.
A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe.
I'm inclined to be laid back.
The bridegroom got to the church when he was supposed to. He was at the rite place at the rite time.
The IRS left a message on my cell phone that I owed them more money. It was a taxed message.
A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
A cloud is most likely to snow when it's relaxed. At that time it's pretty chill.
