Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Have you got bills to pay? If you do, please give it back. He looks silly bald.
Why are meteorologists always nervous? Their future is always up in the air.
Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What's a chimney sweep's most common ailment? The flue.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
What's the longest piece of furniture in the world? The multiplication table.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
An expert farmer is outstanding in his field.
Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried it for a spell.
How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
On the surface of things whales are always blowing it.
Girls who don't get asked out as often as their friends could feel out-dated
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist.
How do you tickle a rich girl? Say "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"
