Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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What would you get if you crossed an electric eel with a sponge? A shock absorber.
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, Uhm how do you drive this thing?
What Disney movie is about a stupid boyfriend? Dumb Beau
I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me.
The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way. What did the mother say to her kids when she came home to find the sink piled high? Dishes a real mess!
They arrested a man for passing himself off as the comedian named Seinfeld....the charge was playjerism.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What did the razor blade say to the razor? Schick 'em up!
What do you get from all of this? Frognog.
Why is your hand similar to a hardware store? Because it has nails.
There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.
An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.
Have you got bills to pay? If you do, please give it back. He looks silly bald.
Why are meteorologists always nervous? Their future is always up in the air.
Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
