Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Molecules boiling points vary to some degree.
Some Spanish government employees are Seville servants.
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Comedians, the biggest joke going.
Why was the tired knight's butt like a mythical beast? His Ass was Dragon
What you seize is what you get.
Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar. It was tense.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.
Tire stores are highway rubbery.
Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy
The retired track official has started forgetting things. He has old timer's disease.
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
