Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam"
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
What part of a cemetery is best for burying guns? The muzzleum.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
What's Irish and sits in the sun? Paddy O'Furniture.
Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
When you lose something, why do you always find it in the last place you look? Because you stop looking as soon as you find it.
Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue.
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
The ghost never took sides during arguments. He was super neutral.
The retired general would not help his grandson color Easter eggs, but he did give the boy some cottage cheese. Old soldiers never dye, they just feed some whey.
I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
Even the smallest egg farms are multi-layer organisations.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
