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Funny Puns - Part 6

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train.
The Irish government is wealthy because its capital is always Dublin.
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves? A cartridge in a bare tree.
What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A Chopin Liszt.
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
What would you get if you crossed a donkey with an owl? A smart ass which knows it all.
The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work
What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common? -- Icy dead people
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.

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What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train.
The Irish government is wealthy because its capital is always Dublin.
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.