Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
I can't grow hair on the side of my face. I guess I just don't have the chops.
In plumbing,a straight flush is better than a full house
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A Chopin Liszt.
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!"
What did the kid say when his mother poured oatmeal on him? "How can you be so gruel?"
Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.
'I got lost in the streets of Paris,' he said ruefully.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world
With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
Why did the little fella sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper.
