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Funny Puns - Part 2

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
A backward poet writes inverse.
Ninety eight percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
The Hong Kong businessman left a huge estate when he died. It was the great will of China.
What's the definition of a will? - Come on, it's a dead giveaway!
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
What grows up while growing down? A goose.
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
A dentist married a manicurist, but they fought tooth and nail.
In plumbing,a straight flush is better than a full house

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing! A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.