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Funny Puns - Part 2

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The Best Puns

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
Ninety eight percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.
What's the definition of a will? - Come on, it's a dead giveaway!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
What grows up while growing down? A goose.
To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
A dentist married a manicurist, but they fought tooth and nail.
I can't grow hair on the side of my face. I guess I just don't have the chops.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative
In plumbing,a straight flush is better than a full house

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A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.