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Funny Puns - Part 5

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The Best Puns

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
A good acupuncture is a jab well done.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!!
Me'a skeptic? I trust you have proof
To learn about paranoids, follow them around.
Tried to play my shoehorn - all I got was footnotes
When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet? A coat of paint.

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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.