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Funny Puns - Part 5

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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What day of the year is a command to go forward? March 4th.
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The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
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What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.
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He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned.
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Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget
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When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
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What kind of coat can be put on only when wet? A coat of paint.
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A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
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What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train.
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The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
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Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers.
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When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information.
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Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
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A clumsy physician who pretends to care is a hypocritical oaf.
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The race car driver had a checkered past.
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The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.
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I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work
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What day of the year is a command to go forward? March 4th. The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man. What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.