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" How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? -- Who cares? They never get the house anyway. "


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You're all stoopid.
By: Kathy John on 12 Nov 2015
 
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ACTUALLY, J. Savage, you are to weak to even lift your couch potato self up to change the lightbulb so that's why u can't c ur gfriend in the dark. Also because u don't have one
By: BetterthanU on 04 Nov 2015
 
 
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Plus we women will survive. Ull just die eating potato chips in the corner while ur 'girlfriend' hooks up with another guy because she doesn't deserve u because she's too good for u
By: BetterthanU on 04 Nov 2015
 
 
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The thing is, women are too weak to even turn the lightbulb, so good luck living without a man.
By: J. Savage on 30 Aug 2015
 
 
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My dad got our house... my mom changed all the locks
By: Jazzy J on 12 Feb 2016
 
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maybe u dumbass chicks should grow a pair of balls n shut the fuck up damb chicks are so stupid
By: the bitch slammer on 04 Feb 2017
 
 

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