You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
You MUST have a nice personality.
Are you into science? Because I LAB you!
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Dose it matter where here is if I'm there?
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!!
Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat them (No) dam cuz im hungry.
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
I know how to please a woman.
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
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