I have a cat, she'd like to meet you.
Meet me by the dead bird.
Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?
Girl you must be the back of my paw because I want to lick you constantly.
Mind if I sniff your butt?
If you were a cat, I'd let you sleep in my bed every night.
Let me take meowt on a date
My vet says I'm lacking in Vitamin U.
Want to see some hairballs?
My love for you resemble a hairball. I can't hold it in.
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
If a cat were to describe you. It would say you're purrrrfect.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
You're the cats whiskers.
If you were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.
I like cats more than dogs.
Just call me Puss in Boots
How you feline? Because you're purrfect, I'm not kitten!
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