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Funny Cat Pick Up lines - Part 2

If you're looking to impress a cat lover with some cheesy and really funny pick up lines then we have the purrrfect list for you. Just picture a cat dishing out these hilarious lines around the neighbourhood impressing all the felines.





Funny Lines for the Felines

I will make you purrrrr!
Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
Where have you been all my lives?
Be mine, it's meow or never
I'd like to get your tongue.
Dinner and a mewvie?
I'd give up one of my 9 lives for you
If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
Are we in the litter box? Because I'm diggin' you.
I have a cat, she'd like to meet you.
Meet me by the dead bird.
Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?
Girl you must be the back of my paw because I want to lick you constantly.
Mind if I sniff your butt?
If you were a cat, I'd let you sleep in my bed every night.
Let me take meowt on a date
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
You complete meow me
My vet says I'm lacking in Vitamin U.
You're purrrrfect!

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I will make you purrrrr!
Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
Where have you been all my lives?