My favorite position is doggie-style. What’s yours?
What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
Your breath smells like Greenies.
I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
My, your butt smells delightful!
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?
What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy
I’ll be your Tramp if you’ll be my Lady.
You must be my backyard coz I really dig you
With your beauty and my thoroughbred we?d make an exotic litter of puppies
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
Can you help me find someplace to pee?
Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
It was love at first sniff.
You smell like garbage and pee.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
I think this is love at first sniff
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
You're more fetching than my favorite ball.
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