You are definitely on my most wanted list.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Save water and shower with an airman.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
