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Top 10 Christmas Pick-Up Lines: Flirty & Festive One-Liners


Mistletoe-ready lines to spark festive flirting

I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just so damn hot.
I'm like a Christmas present, you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.