I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
You're sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
The turkey isn't the only thing on this table that needs basting!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
My corn always wear a husk
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
You put the ass in casserole
