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Top 10 Christian Pick Up Lines


Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

Bible study & chill?
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.