Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better?
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
Shock me, say something intelligent.
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
I fart to make you smell better.
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
Your hockey team made you goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.

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