Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults
So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better?
Shock me, say something intelligent.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for a lifetime..
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.
I fart to make you smell better.
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
I thought you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth.
Your parents hated you so much your bath toys were an iron and a toaster
Your hockey team made you goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.
You're so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag.
Looks aren't everything; in your case, they aren't anything
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest.

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