Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.
I fart to make you smell better.
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
Your hockey team made you goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.
Looks aren't everything; in your case, they aren't anything
You're so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag.
Your parents hated you so much your bath toys were an iron and a toaster
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".
Just wait till you can't fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?

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