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It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!

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