[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you from Russia? Cause you're russian my heart rate!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
I have amnesia - do I come here often?
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
With great penis, comes great responsibility
You have a good web-surfing stance.
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
You MUST have a nice personality.
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
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