The Funniest Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines that make people laugh, some sparing no expense. Some lines will make them walk away; some may stick around for more of your funny self. There's no denying that there is power in a funny line and that it takes great skill to successfully use it to pick up. Just keep in mind that everyone always has room for a good laugh. If they don't, they're not looking to go home with anyone and you probably won't be interested in them anyway.

Top List of Funny Pick Up Lines

It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

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