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The Funniest Pick Up Lines Ever - Part 2





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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.