Funny Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines that make people laugh, some sparing no expense. Some lines will make them walk away; some may stick around for more of your funny self. There's no denying that there is power in a funny line and that it takes great skill to successfully use it to pick up. Just keep in mind that everyone always has room for a good laugh. If they don't, they're not looking to go home with anyone and you probably won't be interested in them anyway.

The Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

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