The Funniest Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines that make people laugh, some sparing no expense. Some lines will make them walk away; some may stick around for more of your funny self. There's no denying that there is power in a funny line and that it takes great skill to successfully use it to pick up. Just keep in mind that everyone always has room for a good laugh. If they don't, they're not looking to go home with anyone and you probably won't be interested in them anyway.

Top List of Funny Pick Up Lines

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

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