Funny Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines that make people laugh, some sparing no expense. Some lines will make them walk away; some may stick around for more of your funny self. There's no denying that there is power in a funny line and that it takes great skill to successfully use it to pick up. Just keep in mind that everyone always has room for a good laugh. If they don't, they're not looking to go home with anyone and you probably won't be interested in them anyway.

The Best Funny Pick Up Lines

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.

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