The Funniest Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines that make people laugh, some sparing no expense. Some lines will make them walk away; some may stick around for more of your funny self. There's no denying that there is power in a funny line and that it takes great skill to successfully use it to pick up. Just keep in mind that everyone always has room for a good laugh. If they don't, they're not looking to go home with anyone and you probably won't be interested in them anyway.

Top List of Funny Pick Up Lines

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

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