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The Funniest Pick Up Lines Ever - Part 4





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Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Bond....James Bond
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?

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Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!