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If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.

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