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I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

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