The Funniest Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines that make people laugh, some sparing no expense. Some lines will make them walk away; some may stick around for more of your funny self. There's no denying that there is power in a funny line and that it takes great skill to successfully use it to pick up. Just keep in mind that everyone always has room for a good laugh. If they don't, they're not looking to go home with anyone and you probably won't be interested in them anyway.

Top List of Funny Pick Up Lines

I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

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