GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it. "

Intelligence Insults

Comebacks:

At least my brain cells are working, unlike yours.
By: Me on 14 Dec 2016
Too bad they can't find all the ones you've lost.
By: Muster up something on 26 Aug 2017
And if one of your brain cells were lost, none of your cells will look for it
By: Hi on 26 Feb 2020
If there was a record for world's stupidest person you'd win by a mile
By: mac on 02 Sep 2016
Atleast I have brain cells
By: **fatkidonxbox420** on 20 Apr 2017
Your brain cells left your brain years ago because they thought your brain was too small
By: Reuben on 14 Mar 2015
Yeah cause I spent nearly 5 years practicing good comebacks whereas you just lost both your's for no reason at all that's why you just got owned by another great comeback and you didn't even know
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

Variations & Alternatives:

Your brain has two parts:the left side and the right side. Your left side has nothing right in it and your right side has nothing left in it.
By: Jason on 05 Jun 2015

Comments:

Well it's not like you had some in the first place
By: Intellectual handiwork on 03 Aug 2016
I'm happy to have any.
By: SpongeBoobies on 02 Jul 2016
But when the two come back they will be smarter then u ever were.
By: Aniyah on 12 Aug 2016

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You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.