If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
We haven't even spoken yet and im already on my knees!
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
I don't normally date models but here's my number.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
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