Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
I don't normally date models but here's my number.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
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