If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
We haven't even spoken yet and im already on my knees!
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
You know what would look good on you? Me!
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
I don't normally date models but here's my number.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
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![I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.](/images/lines/i_have_a_boyfriend_guy_i_have.jpg)
