Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Get your chemistry right and you'll get a date using these Chemistry Pick Up Lines.

The Best Chemistry Pick Up Lines

According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
My favorite attractive force is van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.
Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You're sweeter than fructose.
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.

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