Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Get your chemistry right and you'll get a date using these Chemistry Pick Up Lines.

The Best Chemistry Pick Up Lines
My favorite attractive force is van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
If you were an element you'd be Francium because you're the most attractive.
My name's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.
Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You're sweeter than fructose.
You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.

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