Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Get your chemistry right and you'll get a date using these Chemistry Pick Up Lines.

The Best Chemistry Pick Up Lines

If you were an element you'd be Francium because you're the most attractive.
My name's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.
Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You're sweeter than fructose.
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.

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