Pick Up Line Comebacks

Best pick up line comebacks from our users

Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

Comeback: yes i do. and some white-out, and whatever else it takes to get me out of there. - jaimers

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

Comeback: You don't smell much for a douche bag! - Psychedellicereal

Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

Comeback: *smiles and punches lightly on his chest* You're such a bastard. Heres my number: - Girl U. Dontno

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Comeback: no, did you have co co puffs? cause i think your high - eelyk

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Comeback: Are you a donkey? Because you have jackass written all over you. - Elaine

My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.

Comeback: Well, my hate for you is like pi; it never ends. - ecemo

Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!

Comeback: Oops, how do I turn you off? - Alex

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Comeback: Can I have your picture so I could show santa what i DON'T want for Christmas. - Ash

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Comeback: okay, but make it a long walk off a short pier. - Alexus

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Comeback: I'd put E and W together - PD

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

Comeback: Yes actually i did notice you noticeing me while i noticed the guy sitting next to you also noticing me and looking a little upset at your noticing. So please notice this that guy is my boyfriend and you have 5 seconds to run. 1, 2, 5. Good bye - udontknowme+neverwill

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Comeback: Is your face a magnet cause my hand is attracted to it - boysareidiots

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Comeback: when they use the softball comeback: You don't gotta worry about leagues, girl, cuz if we're a team we'll always finish together - soupercan

So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.

Comeback: Mine's to never see you again - ally

Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.

Comeback: apparently not far enough - :O

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

Comeback: maybe. keep walking and you'll reach the door. - cah rayy zayy

(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.

Comeback: Really? Because my calendar says that the date is "Never gonna happen" - peaceloveanddance

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!

Comeback: You make me SEA sick! - Rissa

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Comeback: Only if you wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the canter of my tootsie pop. - Amelia

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Comeback: The only reason I play baseball, is to run home so i can see you - Baseball

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

Comeback: if i were a laser, you'd be dead. i guess you're lucky i'm not - ry4n

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Comeback: i'm sorry but can you please stop talking about yourself? - ermahgawdlykswagyo

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Comeback: and i will fine you if you don't go away - ya7410

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

Comeback: Its gonna splatter all over you! - random_person

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

Comeback: Oh really? They must be invisible because I'm atheist - Psychedellicereal

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

Comeback: Wait, you have a Heart? - That Person

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.

Comeback: .....**slap** - no one cares about names here

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Comeback: That's pretty damn clumsy. Maybe you should seek professional help for that condition. - ?

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Comeback: baby are you a broom case you just swept me off my feet - nun ya

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Comeback: *Sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. - andie

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