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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks - Part 4

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.





Best pick up line comebacks from our users

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: i like boobs in my eye sockets - yumm
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback: Oh! I didn't know you searched for people who aren't interested! - Melody
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Comeback: Are you calling me fat? - Batman
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback: see that girl over there?, she wants to know do you have a better pickup line=] - future famous
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'll put F-T-R-E together and enjoy a future w/o u - *o*
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: ABCDenied - :)
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: no but did it hurt when u were crawling u from hell - yomamma
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
Comeback: no its minni *look down at his zipper* i think you can relate - Rebecca
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Comeback: Me without you is like a year without rain, trail with no train, an airline with no airplane. I am the west without the best. - Dick johnsons
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Comeback: Looking for the nearest exit - A
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Comeback: Actually, my father is a thief. He's one of America's most wanted. - Rochellu
Hi, I have big feet.
Comeback: Sorry, I don't date clowns. - Mordred
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: You can keep on walking,c As long as you want. As long as its away from me - Angelina
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: And if I had a nickel for every time i saw someone as handsome as you, id be poor. - Kt
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: Oh yeah? Here's a nickel. Use it to find a new pick-up line. - wtfwasthat
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Comeback: Well, If your clothes are 100% off, then me eyes are 100% closed. - It's me
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Comeback: you are so naive if you still believe in Santa. Call me when you become an adult. - militarygirl
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Comeback: Silly man! Tits are for kids! - STUDkatz
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Comeback: r u calling me fat - Samir
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Did you fall from a mountain because you're ugly as a cow. - Bulltdhgf

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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?