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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks - Part 4





Best pick up line comebacks from our users

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Comeback: sorry bud..roads closed till further notice - :b
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Roses are red, violets are blue, I think I am in love with you - Samantha Jung🎀💕
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Comeback: Also, ur eyes are like stars... THEY'RE SO FAR APART!! - Wts
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Comeback: Sorry mate but you're number 9 in my line, comeback another time - toalei28
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback: no but can you introduce me to your friend ; D - zan
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Comeback: yeah baby, i'd give you one... out of ten - Jess
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Comeback: My eyes aren't blue...they're brown... - ._.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Comeback: That's funny, cuz I just lost it - Jenny
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: "Well of course I believe in love at first sight. Oooooh but could you do me a favor and ask him to walk by." (points at random stranger.) Guy turns away to look.... walk in the other direction. And then over your shoulder say "thanks!!!" - Person
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Comeback: If i told you that you have a nice ass would you turn around and walk away - Sall
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Comeback: Even if I had a mirror in my pants, you couldn't see anything, because it would break when you looked at it. - Peachy
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Comeback: i think theres something wrong with my phone, its not letting me call 911. - colin
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: I was never in heaven in the first place. - RandomPerson
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Wait, wait, wait, are you calling me lucifer?!?! *turns around and texts while saying out loud random...guy...called...me...lucifer... And send* - Abadon
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Comeback: Oh, there's something wrong with my vision... (What?) You're in it. - Langercan
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Comeback: And if Death comes and takes your soul, don't worry, i told him i wanted it for halloween so we can be mates - Danicos
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: the word of the day is "legs" let's go to the beach and spread the word - kitloin
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Comeback: Yeah, and I'm Mary-Jane. Too bad I'm not from YOUR story! - Ishy
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Comeback: North Korea - J_Ruggs
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Comeback: the only raisins around here are the shriveled pair you got - chris engel
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: do that and ill put my fist and your face together - chris
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: Here's My Alphabet! A B C D E F U! - Psychedellicereal
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Comeback: i think its your breath thats doing all the work... hey! heres an idea. go stand over there to make sure - alex
You look familiar.
Comeback: That's because I've rejected you 12 times already. - Mordred
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Comeback: you make me wish i was! - Jacey
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: lucifer: not funny - lucifer
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Comeback: Hopefully you have a lot of porn stored on that hard drive, 'cause you ain't getting any for a long time. - Alli
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Comeback: I'm not your appendix, but if I was, I would burst in you. - Lol
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Comeback: Sorry but i have a hunch that your on the naughty list - noneyobusiness
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Comeback: No they're baseball pants cuz this ass is out of your league - Ur mom

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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.