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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.


Best pick up line comebacks from our users

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Comeback: Me without you is like a year without rain, trail with no train, an airline with no airplane. I am the west without the best. - Dick johnsons
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'll put F-T-R-E together and enjoy a future w/o u - *o*
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
Comeback: no its minni *look down at his zipper* i think you can relate - Rebecca
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: Oh yeah? Here's a nickel. Use it to find a new pick-up line. - wtfwasthat
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: And if I had a nickel for every time i saw someone as handsome as you, id be poor. - Kt
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: no but did it hurt when u were crawling u from hell - yomamma
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback: see that girl over there?, she wants to know do you have a better pickup line=] - future famous
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Comeback: and i could see me denying your ass - white witch
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: Actually,I'll drive-thru you. - RandomPerson
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Roses are red, violets are blue, I think I am in love with you - Samantha Jung🎀💕
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Comeback: Looking for the nearest exit - A
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Comeback: I love for you is like Santa Claus, Non-existent! - Psychedellicereal
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: i like boobs in my eye sockets - yumm
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Comeback: Silly man! Tits are for kids! - STUDkatz
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Reses are red violts are fine if I be the 6 will you be the 9 - liam garvey
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Comeback: Also, ur eyes are like stars... THEY'RE SO FAR APART!! - Wts
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Comeback: Thanks. Now I know who to call for the restraining order. - linds
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback: Or we could spice it up, and make it French. - Nightshade
I know how to please a woman.
Comeback: Your mom doesn't count. - ?
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Comeback: And if u were a tear drop, i'd cry my eyes out to get rid of u - lilree

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