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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks - Part 7


Best pick up line comebacks from our users

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Comeback: Are you lost? The insane asylum is even farther away from here. - Lizzie
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Comeback: There are 20 devils in the world! 5 are playing on ice, 11 are in Tampa Bay, 3 in college and Lucifer is standing in front of me. " - Brittnei
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Comeback: well your like mcdonalds, fat and no one likes you - fatty
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Comeback: yes i figured it out when i saw you - player69
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Comeback: well, did you tell your pants its not nice to point(: - natasha
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Comeback: nah that was just your yellow ass teeth - penisgetter
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Comeback: Yeah, sorry... It's just that, If I get a package that says "FRAGILE" on it from a jerk; I usually want to kick it. - Girl U. Dontno
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Comeback: Well make like a thesaurus and find a new meaning. - ComebackKidd
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Comeback: Are you from Wisconsion? Cause that was Cheesy! Are you from Michigan? Cause that was dumb! - ur momma
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: No, but i got a scape crawling from the firery pits of hell. - lol
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Comeback: Bet I can give you pink eye without touching you. *splooges in girls eye* yep I won. - weiner
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Comeback: (say to a girl) I think you got something on your chest ..... My eyes (; - Lol me
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Comeback: Looks like your brain isn't working either, because you obviously can't tell I'm interested. - G
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Comeback: Aww that is so nice Its just too bad that your obtuse - noneyobusiness
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Comeback: Well, that's cool, but can I have an order of chicken wings? - Melody
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
Comeback: Great, I'm the start of human extinction. Every girls dream. - Melody
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Comeback: I'd rather you click the backspace and try a different page. - Lilah
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Comeback: Yes and if you knew why you'd run for you life, bye bye - Minxwings
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Comeback: So you're asking me to take your half-eaten, AIDS coated fantasy sweets from your mouth, and TASTE THEM??!!?? - srsly
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Comeback: Well, i'm French not American. So tell me, would you like a cheeseburger with extra cheese for the cheesyness of that damn pickup line? - Nightshade
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
Comeback: I hope you know how to swim - Obed
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Comeback: If you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'd see 11 roses and a jerk that owns a book of cheesy pickup lines. - Maddie_Meow
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Comeback: I'd rather pay - .
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Comeback: If u keep on going straight you'll find a sign that says taken - King JJ
I know how to please a woman.
Comeback: then why haven't you left yet? - felena
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Comeback: Too bad I'm a vegetarian.. - Andrea
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Comeback: I just wanted to show the end of my shoe how nasty your ass is. - Whitney
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Comeback: U don't b worried if he comes and beats u up, bc thats what i wanted - C*R*A*Z*Y
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Comeback: tryin to find a way out - banana27
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback: No, but tell him to come over here. *winks at friend* - Sami

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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.