Pick Up Line Comebacks

Best pick up line comebacks from our users

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Comeback: well, did you tell your pants its not nice to point(: - natasha

I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

Comeback: Looks like your brain isn't working either, because you obviously can't tell I'm interested. - G

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Comeback: Are you lost? The insane asylum is even farther away from here. - Lizzie

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Comeback: yes i figured it out when i saw you - player69

I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?

Comeback: No thanks, i wouldn't want to intrude. - Rissa

Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

Comeback: Bet I can give you pink eye without touching you. *splooges in girls eye* yep I won. - weiner

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

Comeback: Are you from Wisconsion? Cause that was Cheesy! Are you from Michigan? Cause that was dumb! - ur momma

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Comeback: (say to a girl) I think you got something on your chest ..... My eyes (; - Lol me

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.

Comeback: well your like mcdonalds, fat and no one likes you - fatty

Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

Comeback: No, but i got a scape crawling from the firery pits of hell. - lol

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!

Comeback: I hope you know how to swim - Obed

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Comeback: Sure but you don't have any skittles I guess I'll just have to chew your mouth without them - Nun uh ur business

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Comeback: So you're asking me to take your half-eaten, AIDS coated fantasy sweets from your mouth, and TASTE THEM??!!?? - srsly

Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!

Comeback: Are you sure your no t a moron,,,cuz you just sounded like one. - Whitney

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

Comeback: There are 20 devils in the world! 5 are playing on ice, 11 are in Tampa Bay, 3 in college and Lucifer is standing in front of me. " - Brittnei

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Comeback: Well make like a thesaurus and find a new meaning. - ComebackKidd

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.

Comeback: Aww that is so nice Its just too bad that your obtuse - noneyobusiness

Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!

Comeback: I'd rather you click the backspace and try a different page. - Lilah

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

Comeback: Well, that's cool, but can I have an order of chicken wings? - Melody

You're so hot you must've started global warming.

Comeback: Great, I'm the start of human extinction. Every girls dream. - Melody

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.

Comeback: Yes and if you knew why you'd run for you life, bye bye - Minxwings

There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!

Comeback: I'd rather pay - .

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Comeback: Well, i'm French not American. So tell me, would you like a cheeseburger with extra cheese for the cheesyness of that damn pickup line? - Nightshade

What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Comeback: tryin to find a way out - banana27

Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Comeback: Really? but ouch, I won't marry a guy who just called my father a thief. - sskyle7

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Comeback: No, but tell him to come over here. *winks at friend* - Sami

Hi, I have big feet.

Comeback: hmm...well i guess God had to account for your 'shortcomings' somewhere, huh? - Hayley

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Comeback: Sorry, all I've got is punch. Would you like some from me? - Leila

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Comeback: And they put jk beside it!!!! - Bdkls