Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.

Best pick up line comebacks from our users

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Comeback: And if Death comes and takes your soul, don't worry, i told him i wanted it for halloween so we can be mates - Danicos
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Comeback: Even if I had a mirror in my pants, you couldn't see anything, because it would break when you looked at it. - Peachy
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Comeback: Oh really? They must be invisible because I'm atheist - Psychedellicereal
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Comeback: Actually, my father is a thief. He's one of America's most wanted. - Rochellu
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Comeback: the only raisins around here are the shriveled pair you got - chris engel
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Comeback: you look like trash can i dump you - ainesh
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: I was never in heaven in the first place. - RandomPerson
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback: I think you're confused. Bing is over there. (Point to ugly person) - umm wut
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: I'd put E and W together - PD
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Comeback: baby are you a broom case you just swept me off my feet - nun ya
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Comeback: maybe. keep walking and you'll reach the door. - cah rayy zayy
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Comeback: If you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'd see 11 roses and a jerk that owns a book of cheesy pickup lines. - Maddie_Meow
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Comeback: No they're baseball pants cuz this ass is out of your league - Ur mom
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Comeback: Sorry but i have a hunch that your on the naughty list - noneyobusiness
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Comeback: Is your face a magnet cause my hand is attracted to it - boysareidiots
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Comeback: if you were a booger i'd flick you first - Melly
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Comeback: Yes actually i did notice you noticeing me while i noticed the guy sitting next to you also noticing me and looking a little upset at your noticing. So please notice this that guy is my boyfriend and you have 5 seconds to run. 1, 2, 5. Good bye - udontknowme+neverwill
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Comeback: *Sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. - andie
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Comeback: Oh, there's something wrong with my vision... (What?) You're in it. - Langercan
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
Comeback: You make me SEA sick! - Rissa

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