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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.


Best pick up line comebacks from our users

You look familiar.
Comeback: That's because I've rejected you 12 times already. - Mordred
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Comeback: Oh, there's something wrong with my vision... (What?) You're in it. - Langercan
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Comeback: Even if I had a mirror in my pants, you couldn't see anything, because it would break when you looked at it. - Peachy
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Comeback: Oh really? They must be invisible because I'm atheist - Psychedellicereal
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Comeback: You don't smell much for a douche bag! - Psychedellicereal
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: do that and ill put my fist and your face together - chris
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Comeback: the only raisins around here are the shriveled pair you got - chris engel
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Comeback: Are you a donkey? Because you have jackass written all over you. - Elaine
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Comeback: Nah,you'll be dead from your appendix before taking me out - Kelvin Peeham
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: I'd put E and W together - PD
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Comeback: baby are you a broom case you just swept me off my feet - nun ya
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Comeback: maybe. keep walking and you'll reach the door. - cah rayy zayy
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Comeback: Only if you wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the canter of my tootsie pop. - Amelia
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Comeback: Sorry mate but you're number 9 in my line, comeback another time - toalei28
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Comeback: If you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'd see 11 roses and a jerk that owns a book of cheesy pickup lines. - Maddie_Meow
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Comeback: No they're baseball pants cuz this ass is out of your league - Ur mom
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Comeback: Sorry but i have a hunch that your on the naughty list - noneyobusiness
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Comeback: Is your face a magnet cause my hand is attracted to it - boysareidiots
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Comeback: if you were a booger i'd flick you first - Melly
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Comeback: The only reason I play baseball, is to run home so i can see you - Baseball

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