Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.

Best pick up line comebacks from our users

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Comeback: Yeah, and I'm Mary-Jane. Too bad I'm not from YOUR story! - Ishy
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: "Well of course I believe in love at first sight. Oooooh but could you do me a favor and ask him to walk by." (points at random stranger.) Guy turns away to look.... walk in the other direction. And then over your shoulder say "thanks!!!" - Person
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Comeback: And if YOU were a triangle, you would be obtuse - Armania
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Comeback: North Korea - J_Ruggs
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Comeback: Actually, my father is a thief. He's one of America's most wanted. - Rochellu
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Comeback: i think its your breath thats doing all the work... hey! heres an idea. go stand over there to make sure - alex
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: lucifer: not funny - lucifer
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: the word of the day is "legs" let's go to the beach and spread the word - kitloin
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Comeback: If i told you that you have a nice ass would you turn around and walk away - Sall
Hi, I have big feet.
Comeback: Sorry, I don't date clowns. - Mordred
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Comeback: And if Death comes and takes your soul, don't worry, i told him i wanted it for halloween so we can be mates - Danicos
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: Here's My Alphabet! A B C D E F U! - Psychedellicereal
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
Comeback: Only to find out I'm poison Ivy - Psychedellicereal
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Comeback: I'm not your appendix, but if I was, I would burst in you. - Lol
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Comeback: Hopefully you have a lot of porn stored on that hard drive, 'cause you ain't getting any for a long time. - Alli
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Comeback: yeah baby, i'd give you one... out of ten - Jess
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback: I think you're confused. Bing is over there. (Point to ugly person) - umm wut
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Comeback: you make me wish i was! - Jacey
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Comeback: yes i do. and some white-out, and whatever else it takes to get me out of there. - jaimers
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Comeback: If I throw a stick, will you leave? - Jo

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