Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.

Best pick up line comebacks from our users

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Comeback: And if YOU were a triangle, you would be obtuse - Armania
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Comeback: North Korea - J_Ruggs
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Comeback: i think its your breath thats doing all the work... hey! heres an idea. go stand over there to make sure - alex
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Comeback: My eyes aren't blue...they're brown... - ._.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: the word of the day is "legs" let's go to the beach and spread the word - kitloin
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Comeback: If i told you that you have a nice ass would you turn around and walk away - Sall
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Comeback: Yeah, and I'm Mary-Jane. Too bad I'm not from YOUR story! - Ishy
Hi, I have big feet.
Comeback: Sorry, I don't date clowns. - Mordred
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: Here's My Alphabet! A B C D E F U! - Psychedellicereal
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
Comeback: Only to find out I'm poison Ivy - Psychedellicereal
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: No, but i got a scape crawling from the firery pits of hell. - lol
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Comeback: Hopefully you have a lot of porn stored on that hard drive, 'cause you ain't getting any for a long time. - Alli
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Comeback: yeah baby, i'd give you one... out of ten - Jess
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: I was never in heaven in the first place. - RandomPerson
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Comeback: Nah,you'll be dead from your appendix before taking me out - Kelvin Peeham
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Comeback: you make me wish i was! - Jacey
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Comeback: yes i do. and some white-out, and whatever else it takes to get me out of there. - jaimers
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Comeback: If I throw a stick, will you leave? - Jo
You look familiar.
Comeback: That's because I've rejected you 12 times already. - Mordred
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Comeback: And if Death comes and takes your soul, don't worry, i told him i wanted it for halloween so we can be mates - Danicos

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