Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.
Best pick up line comebacks from our users
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Comeback: Even if I had a mirror in my pants, you couldn't see anything, because it would break when you looked at it. - Peachy
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Comeback: i think theres something wrong with my phone, its not letting me call 911.
- colin
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: I was never in heaven in the first place. - RandomPerson
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Wait, wait, wait, are you calling me lucifer?!?! *turns around and texts while saying out loud random...guy...called...me...lucifer... And send*
- Abadon
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Comeback: Oh, there's something wrong with my vision... (What?) You're in it. - Langercan
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Comeback: And if Death comes and takes your soul, don't worry, i told him i wanted it for halloween so we can be mates - Danicos
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: the word of the day is "legs"
let's go to the beach and spread the word - kitloin
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Comeback: Yeah, and I'm Mary-Jane. Too bad I'm not from YOUR story! - Ishy
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Comeback: North Korea - J_Ruggs
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Comeback: the only raisins around here are the shriveled pair you got - chris engel
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: do that and ill put my fist and your face together - chris
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: Here's My Alphabet! A B C D E F U! - Psychedellicereal
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Comeback: i think its your breath thats doing all the work... hey! heres an idea. go stand over there to make sure - alex
You look familiar.
Comeback: That's because I've rejected you 12 times already. - Mordred
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Comeback: you make me wish i was! - Jacey
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: lucifer: not funny - lucifer
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Comeback: Hopefully you have a lot of porn stored on that hard drive, 'cause you ain't getting any for a long time. - Alli
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Comeback: I'm not your appendix, but if I was, I would burst in you. - Lol
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Comeback: Sorry but i have a hunch that your on the naughty list - noneyobusiness
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Comeback: No they're baseball pants cuz this ass is out of your league - Ur mom
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