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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks - Part 6





Best pick up line comebacks from our users

Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback: I think you're confused. Bing is over there. (Point to ugly person) - umm wut
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback: Sorry, I'm Bing - livlaughsleep
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Comeback: If you feel your appendix, it may be appendicitis. If you have low grade fever, shifting pain ib your right illiac fossa you might want to start antibiotics before you take anything out. - EK
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Comeback: Who Says You Always Get What You Want For Christmas? - SpecialWolf
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Comeback: your mother must have been a golfer because she shoved a ball up your ass - charpey
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Comeback: UPS deals with packages that are a little more bigger - Tae-Yang
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Comeback: thats cause when you walked in they all left - cheergrl13
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: Nah, I like it the way it is, N and O together. - =)
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: who farted??? - fart
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Comeback: No, but if i had a tazar, id hald that against you. - Macey
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Comeback: I dont know, it been eating cheatoes all day so they must taste good - comebacker
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
Comeback: I'd say that makes me %50 more desirable than you. - Mordred
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Comeback: God just sent me down to weed out all of earth's losers. Come with me please. - Mordred
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Comeback: A little, yea. I've been trying to get away from you, and sadly, it's not working. - RandomNigel
Bond....James Bond
Comeback: Lost. Get Lost - Bee
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Comeback: Somebody call the cops! This guy has crappy pickup lines! - ashley
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: if i had a nickel for everytime i met someone who used that pickup line, i would be a millionare - person63
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
Comeback: and you look tiny in your pants - dede
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
Comeback: Did you throw your clock away? Because you just wasted your time! - Psychedellicereal
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Comeback: wanna taste some blood? cause thats wats gonna happen when my fist hits ur mouth - chris
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Are you on fire? because you are smokin' hot! - kitloin
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Comeback: maybe you should go talk to the other nineteen. theres a possibility tht one of them likes cheesy pick up lines. - anonymous
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
Comeback: Oh damn it! Sir?! This guy needs help!! - Damnit
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Comeback: Too bad it's summer - Kyle
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Comeback: you look like trash can i dump you - ainesh
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Comeback: Nah,you'll be dead from your appendix before taking me out - Kelvin Peeham
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Comeback: nah that was just your yellow ass teeth - penisgetter
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Comeback: Yeah, sorry... It's just that, If I get a package that says "FRAGILE" on it from a jerk; I usually want to kick it. - Girl U. Dontno
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
Comeback: and u must be the reason girls go les - katie
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Comeback: If you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'd see 11 roses and a jerk that owns a book of cheesy pickup lines. - Maddie_Meow

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Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?