Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.

Best pick up line comebacks from our users

If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Comeback: And if u were a tear drop, i'd cry my eyes out to get rid of u - lilree
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Comeback: sorry bud..roads closed till further notice - :b
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Comeback: Your brain is as empty as your bed is going to be. - Lilah
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Did it hurt? (did what hurt) when i knocked your buck ass teeth out for being lame. - Whitney
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Did you fall from a mountain because you're ugly as a cow. - Bulltdhgf
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Comeback: Well, If your clothes are 100% off, then me eyes are 100% closed. - It's me
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Comeback: r u calling me fat - Samir
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Comeback: Was your dad a donkey? Because you really are an ass! - Psychedellicereal
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: I like it just the way it is, N and O together - Eilsel
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Comeback: Can you let me walk you home so I say I volunteered for the Special Olympics. - Killer Hanson
Excuse me, did you just fart?
Comeback: No dear, that's just the smell of the BULLSHIT you're slinging! - VAMP
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback: no but can you introduce me to your friend ; D - zan
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Comeback: i think theres something wrong with my phone, its not letting me call 911. - colin
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: Here's My Alphabet! A B C D E F U! - Psychedellicereal
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: "Well of course I believe in love at first sight. Oooooh but could you do me a favor and ask him to walk by." (points at random stranger.) Guy turns away to look.... walk in the other direction. And then over your shoulder say "thanks!!!" - Person
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Comeback: And if YOU were a triangle, you would be obtuse - Armania
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Comeback: you are so naive if you still believe in Santa. Call me when you become an adult. - militarygirl
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Comeback: North Korea - J_Ruggs
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Comeback: That's funny, cuz I just lost it - Jenny
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Comeback: i think its your breath thats doing all the work... hey! heres an idea. go stand over there to make sure - alex

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