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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

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Best pick up line comebacks from our users

Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback: Or we could spice it up, and make it French. - Nightshade
I know how to please a woman.
Comeback: Your mom doesn't count. - ?
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Comeback: And if u were a tear drop, i'd cry my eyes out to get rid of u - lilree
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: I like it just the way it is, N and O together - Eilsel
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Comeback: sorry bud..roads closed till further notice - :b
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: yahh and if i could rearange it i would put u and i together but put j k after - kim
Excuse me, did you just fart?
Comeback: No dear, that's just the smell of the BULLSHIT you're slinging! - VAMP
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Did it hurt? (did what hurt) when i knocked your buck ass teeth out for being lame. - Whitney
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Comeback: Well, If your clothes are 100% off, then me eyes are 100% closed. - It's me
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: lucifer: not funny - lucifer
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback: no but can you introduce me to your friend ; D - zan
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Comeback: r u calling me fat - Samir
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Comeback: Was your dad a donkey? Because you really are an ass! - Psychedellicereal
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Comeback: Can you let me walk you home so I say I volunteered for the Special Olympics. - Killer Hanson
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Comeback: That's funny, cuz I just lost it - Jenny
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Comeback: i think theres something wrong with my phone, its not letting me call 911. - colin
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: No, Because I fell on your fat mom - HSK
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: Here's My Alphabet! A B C D E F U! - Psychedellicereal
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: No, but i got a scape crawling from the firery pits of hell. - lol
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: "Well of course I believe in love at first sight. Oooooh but could you do me a favor and ask him to walk by." (points at random stranger.) Guy turns away to look.... walk in the other direction. And then over your shoulder say "thanks!!!" - Person

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