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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks - Part 5

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.


Best pick up line comebacks from our users

I know how to please a woman.
Comeback: Your mom doesn't count. - ?
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Comeback: Thanks. Now I know who to call for the restraining order. - linds
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Did it hurt? (did what hurt) when i knocked your buck ass teeth out for being lame. - Whitney
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Comeback: sorry bud..roads closed till further notice - :b
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Did you fall from a mountain because you're ugly as a cow. - Bulltdhgf
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Roses are red, violets are blue, I think I am in love with you - Samantha Jung🎀💕
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Comeback: I love for you is like Santa Claus, Non-existent! - Psychedellicereal
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Comeback: Well, If your clothes are 100% off, then me eyes are 100% closed. - It's me
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Comeback: Actually, my father is a thief. He's one of America's most wanted. - Rochellu
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback: no but can you introduce me to your friend ; D - zan
Hi, I have big feet.
Comeback: Sorry, I don't date clowns. - Mordred
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: "Well of course I believe in love at first sight. Oooooh but could you do me a favor and ask him to walk by." (points at random stranger.) Guy turns away to look.... walk in the other direction. And then over your shoulder say "thanks!!!" - Person
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: I like it just the way it is, N and O together - Eilsel
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Comeback: Can you let me walk you home so I say I volunteered for the Special Olympics. - Killer Hanson
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Wait, wait, wait, are you calling me lucifer?!?! *turns around and texts while saying out loud random...guy...called...me...lucifer... And send* - Abadon
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Comeback: And if YOU were a triangle, you would be obtuse - Armania
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Comeback: That's funny, cuz I just lost it - Jenny
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Comeback: If i told you that you have a nice ass would you turn around and walk away - Sall
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Comeback: i think theres something wrong with my phone, its not letting me call 911. - colin
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Comeback: yeah baby, i'd give you one... out of ten - Jess

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I know how to please a woman.I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?




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