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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks - Part 5

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.





Best pick up line comebacks from our users

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Comeback: I love for you is like Santa Claus, Non-existent! - Psychedellicereal
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Comeback: And if YOU were a triangle, you would be obtuse - Armania
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Comeback: Your brain is as empty as your bed is going to be. - Lilah
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback: Or we could spice it up, and make it French. - Nightshade
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: I like it just the way it is, N and O together - Eilsel
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Comeback: And if u were a tear drop, i'd cry my eyes out to get rid of u - lilree
I know how to please a woman.
Comeback: Your mom doesn't count. - ?
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Comeback: Can you let me walk you home so I say I volunteered for the Special Olympics. - Killer Hanson
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Comeback: Thanks. Now I know who to call for the restraining order. - linds
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Did it hurt? (did what hurt) when i knocked your buck ass teeth out for being lame. - Whitney
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Comeback: sorry bud..roads closed till further notice - :b
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Roses are red, violets are blue, I think I am in love with you - Samantha Jung🎀💕
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Comeback: Also, ur eyes are like stars... THEY'RE SO FAR APART!! - Wts
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Comeback: Sorry mate but you're number 9 in my line, comeback another time - toalei28
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback: no but can you introduce me to your friend ; D - zan
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Comeback: yeah baby, i'd give you one... out of ten - Jess
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Comeback: My eyes aren't blue...they're brown... - ._.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Comeback: That's funny, cuz I just lost it - Jenny
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: "Well of course I believe in love at first sight. Oooooh but could you do me a favor and ask him to walk by." (points at random stranger.) Guy turns away to look.... walk in the other direction. And then over your shoulder say "thanks!!!" - Person
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Comeback: If i told you that you have a nice ass would you turn around and walk away - Sall

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!If you were a triangle youd be acute one.Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.