Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks - Part 3

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.

Best pick up line comebacks from our users

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Comeback: You can have a slap and keep it! - Jenny
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Comeback: if stupidity was a monkey you'd be king kong - sebi
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Comeback: no im from alabama - andrew
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback: But what would happen if we started an arguement? - Phan
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Comeback: Good luck cause I'm not catching u - X
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Comeback: and i could see me denying your ass - white witch
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Comeback: The only thing I was doing in your dreams was running away - Hater
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Girl: About as much as when they kicked you outta hell. *sashay off sexily* - Gail
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Comeback: *cleans mouth* Wanna bet I can kill you without touching you?*grabs a gun* BANG!... See? I win! - Hobo
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
Comeback: Guess what im wearing? The dress for the date im taking you to. - Sunny
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: yahh and if i could rearange it i would put u and i together but put j k after - kim
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Comeback: I hope you know the heimlich manouver cuz that line just made me choke on my puke. - Whitney
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Comeback: Oh well my number is 1-800-YOU WISH! - jasmine
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Comeback: Are you calling me fat? - Batman
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback: Oh! I didn't know you searched for people who aren't interested! - Melody
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
Comeback: Oh! I'll START loving you when all the roses die! - Psychedellicereal
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Reses are red violts are fine if I be the 6 will you be the 9 - liam garvey
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback: No, I Don't Have A Map, Guess You'll Be Lost Forever. - SpecialWolf
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback: see that girl over there?, she wants to know do you have a better pickup line=] - future famous
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: And if I had a nickel for every time i saw someone as handsome as you, id be poor. - Kt

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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

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