You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: i like boobs in my eye sockets - yumm
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback: Oh! I didn't know you searched for people who aren't interested! - Melody
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Comeback: Are you calling me fat? - Batman
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback: see that girl over there?, she wants to know do you have a better pickup line=] - future famous
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'll put F-T-R-E together
and enjoy a future w/o u - *o*
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: ABCDenied - :)
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: no but did it hurt when u were crawling u from hell - yomamma
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
Comeback: no its minni *look down at his zipper* i think you can relate - Rebecca
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Comeback: Me without you is like a year without rain, trail with no train, an airline with no airplane. I am the west without the best. - Dick johnsons
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Comeback: Looking for the nearest exit - A
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Comeback: Actually, my father is a thief. He's one of America's most wanted. - Rochellu
Hi, I have big feet.
Comeback: Sorry, I don't date clowns. - Mordred
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: You can keep on walking,c
As long as you want.
As long as its away from me - Angelina
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: And if I had a nickel for every time i saw someone as handsome as you, id be poor. - Kt
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: Oh yeah? Here's a nickel. Use it to find a new pick-up line. - wtfwasthat
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Comeback: Well, If your clothes are 100% off, then me eyes are 100% closed. - It's me
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Comeback: you are so naive if you still believe in Santa. Call me when you become an adult. - militarygirl
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Comeback: Silly man! Tits are for kids! - STUDkatz
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Comeback: r u calling me fat - Samir
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Did you fall from a mountain because you're ugly as a cow. - Bulltdhgf
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Comeback: I love for you is like Santa Claus, Non-existent! - Psychedellicereal
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Comeback: And if YOU were a triangle, you would be obtuse - Armania
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Comeback: Your brain is as empty as your bed is going to be. - Lilah
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback: Or we could spice it up, and make it French. - Nightshade
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: I like it just the way it is, N and O together - Eilsel
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Comeback: And if u were a tear drop, i'd cry my eyes out to get rid of u - lilree
I know how to please a woman.
Comeback: Your mom doesn't count. - ?
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Comeback: Can you let me walk you home so I say I volunteered for the Special Olympics. - Killer Hanson
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Comeback: Thanks. Now I know who to call for the restraining order. - linds
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Did it hurt? (did what hurt) when i knocked your buck ass teeth out for being lame. - Whitney
