Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.

Best pick up line comebacks from our users

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Comeback: You can have a slap and keep it! - Jenny
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Comeback: I'll do the honors of throwing myself out the window - Psychedellicereal
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Comeback: Actually, keep messing with me and you'll soon find heaven isn't as far as you think. - Furvert
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: ... Did you just call me a fallen angel? - Girl U. Dontno
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Comeback: if stupidity was a monkey you'd be king kong - sebi
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Comeback: The only thing I was doing in your dreams was running away - Hater
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Comeback: *cleans mouth* Wanna bet I can kill you without touching you?*grabs a gun* BANG!... See? I win! - Hobo
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
Comeback: Guess what im wearing? The dress for the date im taking you to. - Sunny
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Comeback: Oh well my number is 1-800-YOU WISH! - jasmine
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Comeback: Are you calling me fat? - Batman
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback: Oh! I didn't know you searched for people who aren't interested! - Melody
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Girl: About as much as when they kicked you outta hell. *sashay off sexily* - Gail
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback: No, I Don't Have A Map, Guess You'll Be Lost Forever. - SpecialWolf
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Comeback: no im from alabama - andrew
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback: But what would happen if we started an arguement? - Phan
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Comeback: I hope you know the heimlich manouver cuz that line just made me choke on my puke. - Whitney
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Comeback: Good luck cause I'm not catching u - X
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Comeback: Me without you is like a year without rain, trail with no train, an airline with no airplane. I am the west without the best. - Dick johnsons
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'll put F-T-R-E together and enjoy a future w/o u - *o*
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Comeback: see that girl over there?, she wants to know do you have a better pickup line=] - future famous

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