Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey, you still breathing?
Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?
I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.
Is that a new hip or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, my boobs are looking right at your penis down there.
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
When I look at you, my arteries aren't the only things that harden.
Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.
Wanna try out my new hip?
Let's get a nice drink of prune juice sometime.
Baby, you must be dentures because I need to take you out every night.
You remind me of someone I met during the summer of 1969, those were the best days of my life.
Your Nursing home or mine?
Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?
I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.
Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
Do you want to get dinner with me? Must be between 4-4:30.
Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?
