Intelligence insults to bring them back down to earth.
Insulting ones intelligence may be funny but it's serious business. You must think you're the smartest person around huh? If you want to call people stupid, go right ahead, but get ready to get your butt whooped!
The Best Intelligence Roasts
If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Your IQ is roughly around room temperature.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
You should carry a plant wherever you go to replace the oxygen you waste.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
