Intelligence insults to bring them back down to earth. - Part 2
Insulting ones intelligence may be funny but it's serious business. You must think you're the smartest person around huh? If you want to call people stupid, go right ahead, but get ready to get your butt whooped!
The Best Intelligence Roasts
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
You have Diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the ideas.
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.
So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better?
Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be,
You're so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag.
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".
I thought you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth.
When I want your remarks, I'll rattle your cage.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
You've got photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
