Intelligence insults to bring them back down to earth. - Part 3
Insulting ones intelligence may be funny but it's serious business. You must think you're the smartest person around huh? If you want to call people stupid, go right ahead, but get ready to get your butt whooped!
The Best Intelligence Roasts
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
You're so dumb, your dog teaches you tricks.
You fear success, but really have nothing to worry about.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
You're so dumb, you think a lawsuit is something you wear to court.
I've been called worse things by better people
You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone.
You must have a very low opinion of people if you think they are your equals.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
