Intelligence insults to bring them back down to earth. - Part 4
Insulting ones intelligence may be funny but it's serious business. You must think you're the smartest person around huh? If you want to call people stupid, go right ahead, but get ready to get your butt whooped!
The Best Intelligence Roasts
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.
Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
You should spend less time at the gym and more time working on your personality.
I can't imagine what qualities you may have that would compensate for your behavior in public.
If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
Your mouth is a garbage truck with the back door stuck open, and all the trash is coming out.
They're so intellectually challenged, they make a box of frozen waffles look like a think tank.
If you were any dumber I would have to water you twice a week.
You're a prime candidate for natural de-selection.
I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
You must have a Teflon brain, because nothing sticks.
