Intelligence insults to bring them back down to earth. - Part 5
Insulting ones intelligence may be funny but it's serious business. You must think you're the smartest person around huh? If you want to call people stupid, go right ahead, but get ready to get your butt whooped!
The Best Intelligence Roasts
You do realize that people just tolerate you?
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
You conserve toilet paper by using both sides.
You occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
You should be wearing a big red nose and clown shoes.
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?
You're just what the doctor ordered, shock treatment.
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Your ambition outweighs your relevant skills.
I'm forming an attachment for you, it fits right over your mouth.
You look like the type of person that would help a car cross the street.
Your mouth is a garbage truck with the back door stuck open, and all the trash is coming out.
It's not that they're stupid, it's just that their IQ is allergic to intelligence, and their brain is currently having a severe reaction.
They're so intellectually challenged, they make a box of frozen waffles look like a think tank.
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
