Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
It was love at first sniff.
You smell like garbage and pee.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
I think this is love at first sniff
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
You're more fetching than my favorite ball.
I came here looking for a little tail.
When it all comes down to it (and I wouldn't have any other way), you're purrrrfect for me!
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
Don Knick, Paddy-wack, only gave this dog a bone.
Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog?
Just call me Puss in Boots
How you feline? Because you're purrfect, I'm not kitten!
I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.
When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!
My love for you resemble a hairball. I can't hold it in.
