Funny Chicken Pick Up Lines to Ruffle Some Feathers - Part 2
Cluck your way into a conversation with these egg-cellent openers
Babe, you are a chick because I cannot get enough of your chicken tender breasts.
Babe, you are the one for me because I like my chick hot.
Chick or treat.
Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!
Do you eat chicken cause you can swallow my bones.
Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? No? Well, it's time for you to find out.
Do you know what the difference is between my dick and the taste of chicken nuggets? Well it's better to try.
Do you know why woman likes KFC? Because you are past the tender breast and the juicy thigh. All you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone it.
Do you like fried chicken? Because I'd love to deep fry my cock inside your oven.
Do you make rotisserie chicken? Because I want to slow cook my cock inside your oven.
Do you raise chickens? Because my cock is responding to your sexy voice.
Do you work on a chicken farm? Because you know how to raise my cocks good.
Forget about chicken breast, you have the only breast I want to feast on tonight.
Girl are you fried chicken? Because you got some delicious looking legs & thighs.
Girl, if you were a chicken I would totally want your legs and thighs.
Girl, no chicken wire is going to protect you from my cock entering your garden.
Girl, you are so hot you made my boneless cock into bones.